1. “Love means never having to say you’re sorry That’s why I never apologize to my mirror.”
2. “Don’t be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things all the time. They’re qualified to.”
3. “I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.”
4. “Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.”
5. “Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.”
6. “The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.”
7. “I don’t like books, they’re all fact, no heart.”
8. “I’m very comfortable with uncomfortable situations, an I think that can seem odd to people, that I like the thrill of discomfort.”
9. “I’m an actor. i hate to blow everyone’s illusions.”
10. “Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It’s certainty.”
11. “If you don’t give power to the words that people throw at you to hurt you, they don’t hurt you anymore. And you actually have power over those people.”
12. “Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”
13. “There’s an old saying about those forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’ good”
14. “Thankfully, dreams can change. If we’d all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.”
15. “I love the earth. If you ask me it’s the greatest planet in the world.”
16. “The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.”
17. “While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.”
18. “Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper limit to stupidity.”
19. “Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.”
20. “We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.”
21. “I’m not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.”
22. “An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
23. “Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they’re willing to make.”
24. “The more you know, the sadder you get.”
25. “Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”
26. “Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
27. “In God’s eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.”
28. “Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don’t think about it.”
29. “The way ta man’s heart is through his stomach… just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”
30. “Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.”
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