1. “Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.”
2. “Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.”
3. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
4. “The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.”
5. “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”
6. “Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.”
7. “Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.”
8. “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”
9. “There is always danger for those who are afraid.”
10. “When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.”
11. “Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.”
12. “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
13. “We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.”
14. “We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”
15. “Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.”
16. “Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.”
17. “There is only one religion, though there are hundred versions of it.”
18. “If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.”
19. “It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.”
20. “A gentlemen is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.”