1. “Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe.”
2. “Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.”
3. “A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.”
4. “The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.”
5. “Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.”
6. “Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.”
7. “An human being; an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.”
8. “The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.”
9. “The enemies of the the future are the very nicest people.”
10. “Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.”
11. “Only the sinner has the right to peach.”
12. “Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.”
13. “Act like you expect to get into the end zone.”
14. “The plural of spouse is spice.”
15. “My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.”
16. “there is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your on way.”
17. “All students can learn.”
18. “Big shots are the little shots who keep shooting.”
19. “In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of the beauty.”
20. “There is only one rule for being a good talker – learn to listen.”
21. “No one appreciated the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
22. “High heels were invented by a woman who has been kissed o the forehead.”
23. “The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.”
24. “Blessed is he who has never been tempted; for he knows not the frailty of his rectitude.”
25. “There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.”
26. “Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.”
27. “Truth is the ricochet of prejudice bouncing off a fact.”
28. “The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.”
29. “The critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.”
30. “Never write up your diary on the day itself for it takes longer than that to know what happened.”
