1. “For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race.”
2. “A man may truly live in his dreams, his noblest dreams, but only, only if he is worthy of those dreams.”
3. “Any writer who pretends to a disaffection for recognition, I think they’re being duplicitous.”
4. “The real name for ‘science’ is magic.”
5. “To say more, is to say less.”
6. “You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
7. “My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration and ignoble deaths.”
8. “I hate being wrong, but I love it when I’m set straight.”
9. “The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.”
10. “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
11. “The minute people fall in love they become liars.”
12. “Don’t start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don’t. They’ll make you look like chopped liver.”
13. “Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.”
14. “The trick is not becoming a writer. The trick is staying a writer.”
15. “In my ugly, elitist opinion we are not all entitled to voice our opinions, we are entitled to pass along our informed opinions.”
