1. “Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down.”
2. “Most hard boiled people are half baked.”
3. “A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as thee are people who helped him get his fortune.”
4. “If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”
5. “The most efficient water power in the world – women’s tears.”
6. “A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.”
7. “A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.”
8. “The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.”
9. “It is noot in life, but in art that self-fulfilment is to be found.”
10. “Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.”
11. “Art is science made clear.”
12. “A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.”
13. “To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.”
14. “Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.”
15. “The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.”
