1. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”
2. “The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.”
3. “If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”
4. “It is better to feared than loved.”
5. “If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
6. “Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.”
7. “If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!”
8. “Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves.”
9. “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”
10. “People who don’t think shouldn’t talk.”
11. “Always speak the truth, think before you speak and write it down afterwards.”
12. “One of the secrets of lie is that all that is really worth doing is what we do for others.”
13. “Sentence first, verdict afterwards.”
14. “Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; ten stop.”
15. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
