1. “Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
2. “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”
3. “A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
4. “Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.”
5. “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
6. “A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
7. “A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.”
8. “For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.”
9. “You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.”
10. “Temptation is a woman’s weapon and man’s excuse.”
11. “Love like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop”
12. “All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit. I myself deny it.”
13. “Bachelors know more about woman than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.”
14. “It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.”
15. “The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”
