1. “Beauty is a sign of intelligence.”
2. “I think everybody should like everybody.”
3. “If you wear a wig, everybody notices. but if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.”
4. “Don’t think about making art, just get it done.”
5. “I wonder if it’s possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.”
6. “You can never predict what little things in the way somebody looks or talks or acts will set off peculiar emotional reactions in other people.”
7. “Empty space is never-wasted space. Wasted space is any space that has art in it.”
8. “Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.”
9. “Art is what you can get away with.”
10. “Romance is finding your fantasy in people who don’t have it.”
11. “The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.”
12. “The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.”
13. “Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.”
14. “Perception precedes reality.”
15. “In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.”
16. “The world fascinates me.”
17. “Bad taste makes the day go by faster.”
18. “Look poor, think rich.”
19. “I am a deeply superficial person.”
20. “If you’re not trying to be real, you don’t have to get it right. That’s art.”
21. “An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”
22. “I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if cook well.”
23. “I learned that you actually have more power when you shut up.”
24. “Success is when the checks don’t bounce.”
25. “Everyone needs a fantasy.”
26. “I don’t want to be smart, because being smart make you depressed.”
27. “You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.”
28. “People in uniform always look so great.”
29. “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
30. “Pop art is about liking things.”
