1. “The grass isn’t always greener on the other side!”
2. “I’ve never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.”
3. “Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.”
4. “The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.”
5. “Body language is more powerful than words.”
6. “Piracy doesn’t kill music, boy bands do.”
7. “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.”
8. “Popularity and democracy aren’t a judge, they’re just stats.”
9. “Comedy is a medicine – a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better.”
10. “Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission.”
11. “I’m not a person that’s easily embarrassed, but I’m embarrassed for other people.”
12. “Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!”
13. “The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.”
14. “I’d like to thank God for making me an atheist.”
15. “If you ‘re surrounded by idiots you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.”
16. “Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.”
17. “Be happy. it really annoys negative people.”
18. “Famous people are above the law.”
19. “When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. it’s painful an difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.”
20. “Know your limitations and b content with them. too much ambition results in promption to a job you can’t do.”
21. “Th simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.”
22. “I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.”
23. “Whatever else is happening, things are better in the sun.”
24. “Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.”
25. “I think everyone has the ability to be loved.”
26. “When someone thanks God, I don’t get offended.”
27. “I think what makes us human is those choices – whether to tell the truth or not.”
28. “To complain about critics is a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don’t like it.”
29. “I don’t do anything for the money.”
30. “Hollywood is responsible for some of the greatest and worst msovie of all time!”
