1. “Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
2. “I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”
3. “A good education is the net best thing to a pushy mother.”
4. “If life were a camera, I’d have the lens cap on.”
5. “Going to school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.”
6. “That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.”
7. “A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.”
8. “When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.”
9. “It doesn’t matter what you believe just so long as you’re sincere.”
10. “Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”
11. “No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from!”
12. “The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.”
13. “In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.”
14. “Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”
15. “A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.”
16. “Life is full of choices, but you never get any!”
17. “Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”
18. “People shouldn’t be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.”
19. “Happiness is anyone and anything that’s loved by you.”
20. “My mind reels with sarcastic replies.”
21. “There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.”
22. “A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”
23. “Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.”
24. “Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”
25. “I love humanity, it’s people I don’t like.”
26. “If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you’ll always have a chance.”
27. “A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.”
28. “Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
29. “It’s better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.”
30. “Exercise is a dirty word. every time I hear it i wash my mouth with chocolate.”
