1. “There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.”
2. “The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn’t think they’re an idiot.”
3. “I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.”
4. “Whenever I meet someone who’s talented, I always want to write something for them!”
5. “I hate cellphones. They are not for good they’re for evil. They’re for gossip.”
6. “For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.”
7. “Comedians sometimes forget that there’s an audience. You gotta be conscious that you’re performing for other human beings.”
8. “An individual doing a podcast, you don’t get even remotely rich. It’s not something to do for money.”
9. “I do love directing. It’s probably my favourite thing that I do.”
10. “The only thing I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I’m saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don’t owe me a thing.”
