1. “My worst song is simulating beyond words. My best songs are downright scary.”
2. “Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.”
3. “I don’t objectify women. I’d like to think that I’m optimizing their hardware.”
4. “If you’re not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.”
5. “If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don’t tax it or reduce the tax burden.”
6. “If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”
7. “If there is one thing I am, it’s always right.”
8. “War is good when good survives an evil is crushed. If you don’t crush evil then evil will get you.”
9. “Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.”
10. “There was a time when a man stood strong, right was right an wrong was wrong.”
11. “Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.”
12. “Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?”
13. “I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.”
14. “If you don’t have a sense of humor, you’ll hurt yourself arguing with me.”
15. “When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.”
16. “I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.”
17. “The government is so out of control. it is so bloated and infested with fraud an deceit and corruption and abuse of power.”
18. “My love is like a tire iron.”
19. “So listen everybody to what I got to say, there’s hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.”
20. “I don’t pay to have my dirty work doe for me. I do it myself.”
21. “Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.”
22. “A man must stand up for what he believes in – especially in this culture war between good and evil.”
23. “If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim then our immigration laws are part of the package.”
24. “My idea of fast food is a mallard.”
25. “Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.”
26. “I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit o happiness.”
27. “Music is a great connector.”
28. “Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.”
29. “Hunting is the last perfect thing.”
30. “There aren’t really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.”
