1. “People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.”
2. “Figure out what to do, then take a nap.”
3. “People are stupid. There’s a lot dumb stuff that’s successful.”
4. “I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.”
5. “There are certain things women are better at than men.”
6. “Life is just the time between crapping yourself.”
7. “I had two thought about it. one was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.”
8. “Rich people of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. they pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.”
9. “I don’t burn calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.”
10. “People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.”
11. “I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.”
12. “The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.”
13. “The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.”
14. My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
15. “To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important what can’t you do.”
16. “I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.”
17. “No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.”
18. “You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.”
19. “Don’t do you best, do my best.”
20. “All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.”
21. “Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.”
22. The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.”
23. “What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.”
24. “Welfare is monetary methadone.”
25. “I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.”
26. “I know everything because I know nothing.”
27. “Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.”
28. “It’s funny when you’re kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”
29. “I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.”
30. “You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.”
