1. “I know that if I wasn’t scared, something’s wrong, because the thrill is what’s scary.”
2. “I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.”
3. “Everyone carries around his own monsters.”
4. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.”
5. “When you ain’t got no money, you gotta get an attitude.”
6. “There’s nothing worse than being an aging young person.”
7. “There’s a thin line between to laugh with and and to laugh at.”
8. “You have to have lived some life. You’ve got to have paid some dues.”
9. “A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.”
10. “All humor is rooted in pain.”
