1. “When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
2. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.”
3. “It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
4. “Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.”
5. “One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for trip.”
6. “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
7. “Housework can kill you if done right.”
8. “Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.”
9. “A fiend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
10. “If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.”
11. “Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.”
12. “Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most and rewards you for your courage.”
13. “Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
14. “Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.”
15. “There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
