1. “Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.”
2. “A compliment is a verbal sunshine.”
3. “If you can laugh together, you can work together.”
4. “Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.”
5. “The secret of writing comedy i to know where it’s all going, then get ahead of it.”
6. “Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.”
7. “Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
8. “Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.”
9. “Time flies. it’s up to you be the navigator.”
10. “A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”
11. “An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years questions.”
12. “Humor starts like wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldfering for years.”
13. “Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!”
14. “Realists know where they’re going. Dreamers have already been there.”
15. “When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.”
