1. “The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
2. “Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
3. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
4. “reality continues to ruin my life.”
5. “Genius is never understood in its own time.”
6. “When life gives you lemons, Chunk it right back.”
7. “There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”
8. “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
9. “Things are never quite scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
10. “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
11. “A real job is a job you hate.”
12. “Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
13. “The surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
14. “Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
15. “Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
