1. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
2. “Everyone smiles in the same language.”
3. “The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
4. “There is no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.”
5. “Death is caused by swallowing small amount of saliva over a long period of time.”
6. “Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”
7. “Those who cannot dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
8. “Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. teach them to question everything”
9. “Religion is just mind control.”
10. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
11. “People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”
12. “Electricity is just organized lightning.”
13. “It is never just a game when you’re winning.”
14. “Religion is like a pair of shoes: Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.”
15. “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”
