1. “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
2. “When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.”
3. “Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
4. “No doubt exist that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.”
5. “A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”
6. “It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”
7. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
8. “I’m free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.”
9. “Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
10. “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
11. “Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
12. “I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.”
13. “Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
14. “If there’s a will, prosperity can’t be far behind.”
15. “There are three things in life that are extremely hard; steel, a diamond, and to know oneself.”
