1. “Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”
2. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
3. “For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.”
4. “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
5. “A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.”
6. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?.”
7. “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.”
8. “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
9. “I like reminisce with people I don’t know.”
10. “The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.”
11. “Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.”
12. “If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.”
13. “Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.”
14. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
15. “The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”
