1. “The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”
2. “You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.”
3. “Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.”
4. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
5. “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.”
6. “Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.”
7. “Dictators free themselves, but enslave the people.”
8. “My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.”
9. “This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it.”
10. “More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.”
11. “In the light of our egos, we are all dethroned monarchs.”
12. “Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.”
13. “That’s the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves.”
14. “Imagination means nothing without doing.”
15. “You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.”
16. “Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.”
17. “Actors search for rejection. If they don’t get it they reject themselves.”
18. “Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.”
19. “To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.”
20. “Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.”
