1. “The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.”
2. “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
3. “Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.”
4. “Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. love is not music. Music is the best.”
5. “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”
6. “The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”
7. “Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”
8. “The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.”
9. “Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”
10. “Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
11. “The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich.”
12. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
13. “There are only two things to remember. Number one… Don’t Stop, and number two… Keep Going!“
14. “It is better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”
15. “It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.”
